~ Photoplay Magazine, April 1924
“Your husband will be either bald or good-looking. It’s largely up to you.”
THEY DIDN’T HAVE BOOTS IN MY SIZE ANYWHERE?
NO, THAT’S FINE. IT’S JUST-
I DON’T WANT PEOPLE THINKING I’M NOT FESTIVE.
I HAVE AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT TO SHARE.